Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water
this is pretty fucking important
Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.
They sawdid any of them say hey
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sneakyfeets said: varian being so piss-drunk he walks in on wrathion and anduin playing their board game, grabs wrathion to his busom and sobbingly proclaims MY SON
OMG SNEAKY I LAUGHED SO HARD
canada looks really broken
u ok canada
We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.
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