thedeepestcircleofhell:

“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”

“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him. 

intersectionalityis4lovers:

• don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
• a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
• or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’

hitlervevo:

when the smart kid gets a bad grade

when couples at school break up

fights over facebook comments 

girls crying over their school pictures 

can we all just talk about how sadistic we are

zucchinis:

wake up disney

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

i hope you all get arrested

thatfunnyblog:

remember when someone sent my orange juice blog anon hate

Funny Stuff you like?

leonmcgann:

its weird how google became a synonym for search

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

carmillas:

#appropriate gifs for every time i get off tumblr to sleep