Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water
this is pretty fucking important
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Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.
They sawdid any of them say hey
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sneakyfeets said: varian being so piss-drunk he walks in on wrathion and anduin playing their board game, grabs wrathion to his busom and sobbingly proclaims MY SON
OMG SNEAKY I LAUGHED SO HARD
canada looks really broken
u ok canada
We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.
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